On the ‘phone to Mum, I told her I was getting a plumber round to give me a quote for installing a shower. I thought she’d be pleased. She suddenly sounded very serious.
Mum: You do know, don’t you, that you’ll have to get a…a thing.
Me: A thing?
Mum: You know…! A shower curtain. Or a door.
Me: Mum! I have had showers before! I’m not an idiot!
Mum: Do I know what you know?!